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Thats a nice pair of watermelons.
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(via fuckyea-manga-anime)
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Bacon wrapped shrimp
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Bacon wrapped shrimp
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Religion
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Elizabeth Mitchell
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Jessica Pare
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10 years from now when I'm married.. →
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don’t want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate. -
me: i want to sleep
internet: next joke pls
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