May 2012
Bacon wrapped shrimp
Bacon wrapped shrimp
10 years from now when I'm married.. →
10knotes:
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum? Dad: You don’t want to know son.. Son: Please dad! Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her.. Son: Then what happened daddy! Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
me: i want to sleep
internet: next joke pls